And you question why I don’t want kids.
I’ll just go ahead and schedule my vasectomy now.
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Two-time Oscar-winning shrug
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IT ALL STARTED FROM
AND NOW
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE
Oohhhhhh man . My lulz for the day are finally had.
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Shed? I don’t shed. Must’ve been you, mom.
SHOSANNA DREYFUS
Inglorious Basterds - Quentin Tarantino (2009)
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
God dammit people, it’s Kruschev we be serious in times like this.
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Charles did very well in his surgery! The odds were against him but he pulled through and the tumor is gone :) Now he just needs lot of love to recover!
Get better soon Charles, the Cyclops Rattie!
